mayfriend:

mayfriend:

went to an antique fair this weekend and i must now share with you the funniest possible thing some rando victorian could’ve put on a plate. i’d ask if you were prepared but it’s simply not possible to prepare yourself for this

i serve mary elizabeth, the head honcho of the victorian pta, some fuckin. jellied eels off this plate and when she gets to the bottom and sees ‘prepare to meet thy god’ she starts screaming bc she understandably takes this as my confession to feeding her arsenic. PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD, motherfucker. this murder plate was £85. this is the plate a horror movie villain would serve their victims asbestos laced brownies off of. i love it sm

cosimad:

↳ How dare you!

Bonus: 

heartstoppercentral:

HEARTSTOPPER (2022)
1.02: Crush | 1.08: Boyfriend

arthurpendragonns:

next season it’s oui 🥖

mcu:

Kate Bishop + taking aim

nelsonnicks:

charlie.exe stopped working

spinninwiththestars:

Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.

OSCAR WILDE

spinninwiththestars:

I like Charlie Spring! In a romantic way not just a friend way!

spinninwiththestars:

Nick’s so in love with you it’s a little unbearable to watch sometimes.

spinninwiththestars:

I see the signs of a lifetime, you ‘til I die.

greia:

himbofisher:

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

thesaltofcarthage:

rootbeergoddess:

ororium-z:

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

martymcfly:

BROTHER BEAR (2003)
dir. by Aaron Blaise & Robert Walker

cinematv:

MEN IN BLACK II (2002) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld